ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
the only bad part about drinking alone is that in the morning there's nobody who can tell you what you did
She can't really be mad at me. I made you two sisters... Dick sisters.
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I'm functioning at the level of a challenged walrus.
we were bear claw grabbing his crotch in the middle of the bar yelling prominent ridge over and over.
he made his penis look like a sprinkler when he was coming. it was pretty cool actually.
230 lb girl across the train from me is giving a dude in a kilt a handjob while he sits in her lap
Dude I broke her toilet blowing some dude. I wasn't going to turn down the 300$ he offered to fix it.
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Let's fuck under the stars. And by under the stars I mean in my bed underneath my glow in the dark star stickers.
We made a pact to go to the nursing home together... that way we could stay high till the bitter end. Do you not remember?
i got to his house for our first date at the same time as his dealer, so what I'm saying is I'm in love
My new favorite word is dickbag. I think its relevant here. And I say that with all the love in the world.
Nice classy night out before we roll our faces off
Theres about 23 grilled cheese sandwiches stuck to my ceiling and tomato soup all over the kitchen. You are never allowed over again. Ever.
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