Good. I was naked most of the night. But sometimes I would wear my tux vest...But only my tux vest. It was classy
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
With the way things had been going, I was never more excited for a person to cum
great, thanks for announcing that I gave you head over twitter
at least I said it was good
We've finally come to the understanding that as long as our conversation stays stricaly sexual, we get along.
The word cocktail makes me want to rip my liver out and nail it to a cross.
There's something very strange about masturbating in a hotel room. I feel like I'm cheating on my room...
I can't remember dinner
Hahaha "rub in the ketchup on your face, It'll just look like blush." some gay waiter said that to you, and you go "good idea!"
I've just been thinking about sangria a lot lately, like an adult.
Why do I feel like I need to drink to feel better about the things I do when I'm drunk
gonna guess the empty vodka bottle and open can of tuna in the bathroom drawer are related?
The fabulous human disaster: it is him
You gotta do what you gotta do. Like how I gotta drive in the rain to go get chicken nuggets. I just gotta.
8 minutes into the New Year and and I've already sent a nude...new year, new me?
I'm pretty sure the Bible says "He who is most sober may cast the first stone."
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