i know, but like... i wanna be a CLASSY i'm-stealing-your-date kind of slutty...
i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
I gave the naked guy in the hotel hall a pop tart. He stopped crying.
she played "i just wanna get married" by jagged edge while we were having sex. why cant i avoid stage 5 clingers
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I mean turning down birthday sex is never the answer
you riverdanced for the cops while the rest ran away.
I woke up to an alarm on my phone that said "Buy Plan B" and then the guy offered me a hairbrush... which seemed polite at the time
Some girl woke me up at 1:30 am looking for weed and the next thing I know I'm in a hot tub with 3 girls, 2 40's, and a blunt.
if you guys find pieces of my teeth don't throw them out please
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That's actually very serious....I really do think of you whenever is see pizza
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
I realized it was late, and he was my brother in humanity and another incarnation of my own life force and consciousness, so I regained control of myself, thanked him for helping me, and went home.
worse hangover than the time you almost threw up in a plant in front of your daycare kids?
...I don't remember telling you about that but yes
Hey I'm at the gym and I need your personal trainer help. Also can you send me that picture of me eating a sausage. I want to post it on instgram.
I told my mom that I might be hungover today so she needs to make me an omelet.. it happened and I'm happy
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