Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
dude i just heard a girl tell another girl 'what part of im trying to get laid tonight dont u understand?'
needless to say i wont be back home tonight
I looked up to you, until I saw her walk out of your room.
just found my old 10th grade stash of beer in a shoebox. guess who's getting trashed tonight
Yes, I did know where her mouth had been, but frankly I think it was a lesson you needed to learn.
I'm drinking beergaritas with a dog who is high and a baby
your completely serious
So how many licks to the face does it take to get kicked out of the bar?
I would've hung out with you if I had the capacity to do anything besides fall over and pee on things
When we were fucking he said and I quote "we're like a sex fajita"
Given he decided my interview was a date, showed up drunk and insisted on carrying me everywhere, we weren't off to a good start.
You stopped loving me for a minute.
You sent me "Is nap," I don't think that really counts as a conversation starter.
He got up after sex and said "is it wrong if I say happy Mother's Day?"
Okay. So did I kiss you last night? I know that I made out with someone. Or a few someones. But I'm pretty sure that I made out with you. Was that real life?
got some info she was last seen with some guy wearing goggles
We’re leaving where are you
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