i blacked out hard core.. it was bad peeeed muh bed
Slugs feel like vagina... thought you would want to know
I'm talking like I woke up and her bra was spinning around caught on my ceiling fan
I don't remember anything past "we have 15 minutes to drink this keg."
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
For future reference, Twizzlers CAN leave welts.
Is this girl REALLY making a smoothie in the bathroom right now?
they have a video of him in his boxers making a snow angel in the hallway is his own vomit and coca cola.
We were Chugging coronas for the soul purpose of launching limes out of the 3rd story window, I'd say it was a good weekend
I have words... I can't think of them tho. they keep melting together and forming you and I just want to hump it.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
WHY DOES HE HAVE TO CALL WHEN I'M MASTURBATING?! This time I'm really pissed. It's like he knows he's depriving me of orgasms.
Send help, water and tortillas.
Last night was incredible. I can tell by the nacho cheese on my jacket
Dude I swear I'm scooping human shit out of the litter boxes. What the fuck happened last night?
I just saw a raccoon get launched out of a tree by another raccoon. They have turf wars...
She called a 10 year old handsome and we gave her a look that was equal parts confused and “what the hell is wrong with you”
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