Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
The best part was that when i tried to chase her she ran off in one of those barbie motorized jeeps that little kids use and i chased her on a big wheel, thru lincoln terrace
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is it really high of me to have brought my own hot sauce to wendys?
I drunk madeout with my mom last night. it's guna be an awkward breakfast.
I just watched a woman in a full wedding dress and veil walk out of the chinese buffet...I no longer believe I have a problem, and am afraid I am underdressed.
next photo in the 'cherished memories' series- Jess's bed. Note the vomit actually UNDER the pillows. shes a genius.
I now have a GPA requirement for guys I hookup with more than once.
Was that you I seen riding on the top of a cab? Way to start the new year
OMG CHARGE YOUR PHONE I NEED TO KNOW IF THIS IS A GOOD PICTURE OF MY ASS
You know you went through something intense when you actuallu applaud yourself for not shitting your pants
I'm gonna do it. I'm gonna write gay mortal kombat fanfic. May the gods be praised for whisky
Like I could never be a lawyer because I would just look like a porn star impersonation of a lawyer.
His mom let me come to his house for a Booty call at 4am. She even cooked us breakfast in the morning and told me im a better moaner than his girlfriend of 4yrs.
Be there in a sec. We have to stop at Target to buy her underwear first.
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