Btw I've read that book you bought me...And I'm such a bitch now
But I don't think guys love me
My morning has consisted of lying in a fetal position, eating a whole tub of ben and jerry's, talking to my cat, and setting all of our pictures on fire. Does that answer your question?
She just did a myspace photoshoot with her baby
She brought an overnight bag to my party. Might as well have shown up wearing only a thong and a bottle of whip cream in her hand.
She's a freak. I've got the scars to prove it.
I seriously just found a rose petal in my vagina.
Woke up and there was a kayak in the pool. Are you alive?
it was good sex until i became a rubber doll and he became a jack hammer, so i guess overall it was good
He's basically wearing those Nike boner sweatpants. It's hard not to jump him. How has your day been?
Please stop using me as a reference for bail bondsmen.
We've only been here for 15 hours and our names are already on 2 separate police reports. We've also been given our "final warning" by the cops and hotel management.
Fuck you, you can't judge me til you've smelt my boobs.
Whoever labeled dysfunctional a bad thing obviously never saw this frinedship coming.
Once you share a nude experience with someone and three Norwegian guys, you're bound for life.
I'm going to smell of sex and shame.
How is that different than any other Monday night?
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