If I send you a picture of the guy passed out in the bath tub, will u be able to identify him?
What did you wear last night? Because I'm pretty sure there are atleast 4 Facebook statuses about your walk of shame.
All I had with a note saying that my shoes are in the ceiling and good luck.
Did everyone make it back alive?
You say that with such hope.
Is that a no?
I'm blaming hurricane Irene if I get pregnant tonight.
Some girl at the bar was showing us her chipped tooth as a pick up line.
i love him because he let me keep my UGGS on while we had sex
Found trail of ibuprofen on ground. I'm like the intervention version of e.t.
I work nights. I sleep in. I take online classes. And fuck bad bitches. I'd say those are some perks to grad school.
She's started this new thing where whenever she drives by random couples talking alone outside she yells "break up! this is your sign!"
You know you need to get it together when a frat guy wakes you up and says you need to go to class
I threw up in my brother's Easter basket
He came on my face and he was genuinely concerned about getting it in my hair. I'm marrying him.
Also lets pinky promise right now that we will NOT play "Pony" outside of each other's rooms if we have a hook up over
Honestly his girlfriend says she hates me cause she thinks im trying to get him to cheat on her with me...she should hate me cause i already accomplished that.
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