Bro can a girl get pregnant if i jizz in her mouth?
you threw your tampon into someones open car window...while they were driving.
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My workout was carrying 2 cases home from the grocery. It's Bowl Week.
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It was the most graceful puke ever. I just thought she dropped something underneath the bar until she told me what happened.
You're not invited to the wedding. They don't want you starting a "who's fucked the bride the most" contest.
who has not yet felt my sugrcially enhanced boobs. HurryI am at the bnar and it is 1:15 am
I have a surprise for you guys
What is it?
A MOTHER FUCKING SURPRISE DON'T ASK QUESTIONS
My phone keeps autocorrecting to the "st. Natty's Day Parade" and I'm completely okay with that
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Bought asot tix too. After Saturday I'm gonna be reborn like Jesus and no drugs until edc
Like please, take your microdick and try to stick it someplace else. It is not welcome in my world.
He offered to let her do a line of coke off his hard-on. She said she'd had that hard-on and it would be a bump, not a line. Everyone laughed. That's why he left.
So that answers the first question but not the second: how the fuck am I getting home?
Boobs have been pretty central in my life somehow lately which makes me question if I am truly gay
I've washed my hands three times and it still smells like Astroglide.
I someohow managed to lose my butt plug in tne midst of moving to B.C. and I am not a happy camper.