i think i just saw hanson at the grocery store. one might have been a girl. hard to tell. lets call that one taylor.
After I talked about my ex for about twenty minutes, she just listened, sluts are so understanding
I just convinced a girl to drink my spit cup cuz I said it was dark beer and would get her drunk faster. I dare you to try something better.
i have this theory that all the people in the world who dont like mayonnaise had very bad encounter with jizz once
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There is a girl in bio drinking beer out of a starbucks cup with a straw
She's like a pop up book from hell.
He didn't seem too mad about the puke on the side of his car. You still have a chance.
you kind of just crawled on top of him. that was the point at which i became concerned with how drunk you were.
so why was i the only one who woke up with ham stuck to my ass?
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I just took a shit with a lightsaber in my hand. Dreams fulfilled.
I came in and she was laying on the ground just stoking it saying "the floor is where our feet step"
That man deserves a slow clap... He defied the power of the vagina
I think we might have a drinking problem when the ASU kids called us crazy
No one made them take a shot with us at the 12 hour mark. That's their bad
just chugging fertility tea and vodka, no big deal.
I just got hit with cramps and found a mystery pill. I'm gonna stay put for an hour and at least see what happens.