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  fuck dude i blacked out on a tuesday. what am i doing with my life?

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  Winning.

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• (786): View more from Florida

  my roomate judo was messing around with a girl who recently had a kid, when he was sucking her tits milk came out lmao

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• (217): View more from Illinois

  you kept running around the room with a flask shouting "so much room for activities!" then someone tripped you and you passed out

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• (678): View more from Georgia

  He told me he loved me mid lick. Anyone that can look at me from that angle, lick my vagina, and say they love me must absolutely mean it

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• (847): View more from Illinois

  I offered to buy ihop waffles for all the homeless people outside the metro. It was time to go to bed.

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• (404): View more from Georgia

  Why are you surprised? I've only ever liked older guys since I was a 3 yr old crushing on her pediatrician.

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• (302): View more from Delaware

  But I wanna cuddle and just put my hand awkwardly close to your penis area by accident and look at you

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• (425): View more from Washington

  Ski vacations are for hooking up with randoms. It's like I don't even know you

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• (414): View more from Wisconsin

  At least is you came to Milwaukee to visit me you'd get the best mind blowing sex of your life and free wifi. Who doesn't want free wifi!

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• (424): View more from California

  at first i said "no rollerblading if I'm going to be drunk," but we all know how that went

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• (515): View more from Iowa

  I just had sex with the Sheriff's Deputy. You should call me.

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• (267): View more from Pennsylvania

  I threw your vagina at him like a grenade. And sweet Jesus he caught it like a champ

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• (+61): View more from Australia

  i guess i fuck people who own bucket hats so i can't talk shit

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• (443): View more from Maryland

  i do my most serious thinking while screwing her. ive pondered everything from quantum physics to the life cycle of a badger. if i keep this up ill have a phd in no time.

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• (248): View more from Michigan

  I'm glad I didn't see Grandma stumbling drunk and peeing herself...it would be like seeing my future.

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