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• (906): View more from Michigan

  so... i had sex tonight

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  with a midget

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  nicccce tits for a little person

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• (484): View more from Pennsylvania

  I totally just used John Mayer's lyrics to get laid.

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• (913): View more from Kansas

  My text messages all automatically add Zs on them cause of your skank ass messages you send me

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• (931): View more from Tennessee

  don't wear any deodorant. we have to do everything we can to sabotage this wedding

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• (954): View more from Florida

  I hope you fall in a pool of honey in an immensely populated region of bears.

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• (215): View more from Pennsylvania

  yeah my mom told me she knows when i come home high because i use my turn signal while turning into the driveway...

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• (925): View more from California

  I drank mimosas and played bocce ball in the middle of finals week...now i know how Comm majors feel all the time.

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• (573): View more from Missouri

  just got passed by a van of kids watching the little mermaid. debating speeding so i can watch

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  Didn't u have court just yesterday for ur driving?

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  IT'S THE LITTLE MERMAID! totally worth another year of probation

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• (818): View more from California

  At a Jewish lesbian wedding. I stick out like a sore, uncircumcised penis.

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  The 23 Most Inappropriate Things To Happen At A Funeral

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• (902): View more from Pr Edwrd Is, Nva Sctia

  hiding in a bush to avoid a seven dollar cab ride. cabby got out a flashlight and looked for us for like an hour. help.

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• (517): View more from Michigan

  And then I learned that we are dating when I said it's out of line to bring fuck buddies home to meet the parents. And then I was single.

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• (270): View more from Kentucky

  My mom's 50 year old alcoholic friend just told me about how she was more whoreish then us at our age. Challenge accepted.

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• (570): View more from Pennsylvania

  I have reached the point in my life where I realized this is what I'm going to do for the rest of my life. Eat, shit , bar, drink, drank, drunk.

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• (832): View more from Houston, Texas

  You're his holy grail. The moment he finally gets you to orgasm he'll probably just retire and become a monk.

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• (801): View more from Utah

  But I made it seem like I wasn't hungover at work, so that's a plus.

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