He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
So I'm about to go to his house and have "I'm really sorry for cheating on you last night" sex
this mix will be the most desperate cry for affection in the history of itunes.
We ended up on a hotel balcony in Daytona where she lured a seagull down with a pizza crust she found in her purse and preceded to grab it out of the air by it's neck.
Vodka @ 9pm. Library. Nothing can go wrong, I promise.
Hung over. Bed full of legos for some reason. Not getting up. Come build stuff with me.
its official. the only way for my hair to look good is to blow somebody
it's just one of those nights where i don't care if anyone sees my vagina
You just jumped of the couch and yelled "hidden tiger crouching dragon!" That's the answer to how you broke your finger.
It's fine. I wouldn't trust either of them to be my workplace drug buddy.
I just had a twenty minute discussion about endangered breed dog breeding with an Extremely drunk guy
So many questions...
No,she came up with a new game: "Where is the most interesting place I can show Drew my asshole?"
He was like the most intimidating looking guy you've seen in your life except he was really shittily doing the two step
For someone who claims to be straight, she knows a hell of a lot about bi erasure, and one Hayley Kiyoko song too many
I showed up drunk and covered in glitter, smelling like stale booze and dirty stripper and my younger brother gave thanks his life wasn’t a shitshow like mine
That’s how my thanksgiving went
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