she left her pants. im pretty sure she grabbed mine on accident. im like 9 man sizes bigger than her. wtf
Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
it was 6 in the morning, and you cried until i put mulan in. then you proceeded to say every word, not to mention sing along... stop drinking.
just bought 2000 rhinestones and a heart shaped stencil at Micheals...I think the cashier knows i'm Vajazzling
Believe it or not, Travis and I simultaneously breaking beer bottles over eachothers heads was not a good idea.
Guys with integrity exist just to rain on my slut parade.
I'm pretty sure I swallowed a whole condom
he cancelled our romantic dinner reservations so we could stay home and watch a Rocky movie marathon and order pizza. i know i should be upset but i think i'm kinda in love.
He sent me a selfie with his cat. He has found a way to my heart. And pants.
When he breaks your heart after he reveals he's gay, I'll be there for you. -Love, Dad
I'm ordering sushi and crying over finals. Come over and bring wine.
i'm 99% sure they had an orgy while i was passed out
I woke up to him crying and pouring pixy stix in my mouth saying they would bring me back to life.
It's a classy one I promise! Their toilets are cushioned an tier wifi is named hummingbird
Man I can't believe I took a huge dump in a public garden
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