Where does it all go? I've busted inside of you like 10 times in the last week.
At Grandmas for dinner. She is drinking a smirnoff ice. As soon as I saw it I had to stop myself from yelling chug.
Fucking him was like shopping for my first training bra.. Embarrassing yet extremely useful
i just like, need to vent to someone
Can we skip the part where I pretend to care and fast forward to the appreciative blowjob from you?
Some chick just barfed in my math class. Everyone here is hungover. Yay community college
But for future reference, it might help your game if you don't tell the girl you're trying to get on your dick that she's "not the worst thing you've ever seen"
I need a Jamo leash. Just tie it to my wrist and every time you see me reaching for a shot of it, just yank my hand away
I was so exhausted I thought about using my deep throat spray to stop my coughing.
No one ever gets any after sleeping with her. She is like the broken mirror of hookups, enjoy 7 years of blue ball. Don't say I didn't warn you
I feel like if anyone knew what an affection erection looked like it would be you
the straight edge chick smoked with me, because according to her my bowl is pretty
He drunk texted me what I think is two snails fucking on a mushroom. Is "you sick bastard" too mild a rejection?
However many condoms you have, it isn't enough.
got some info she was last seen with some guy wearing goggles
welp,tonight ive reached new levels. by new levels I mean,i showed some guys my boobs for water. on your tab.. the most pointless thing ive ever done. either we should hang out way more,or never again.
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