Did he leave or is he still there?
He left right away, I might have passed out. I saw your text and was like who left where? Then the oh shit feeling sunk in, hangover starting now.
last night i got mauled by 2 gay men who were trying to make each other jealous by making the other think they could swing back- you're going to love atl
On ecstasy, in Ikea. this is incredible.
Ate apple sauce off his penis. Nutritious and slutty.
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HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO LOOK FUCKABLE IN AN ALL NEON SPANDEX JUMPSUIT?
I've slipped into the part of my life where I am not having sex to get Phils tickets from this chick. I need to seriously rethink my life decisions
Nothing says "Good Morning" like Jell-o shots and coffee cakes.
You know you are 86'd from the legacy right? You can't down shots then spike the shot glass
I didn't think four grown drunk men could cuddle on a twin size bed, but we found a way.
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Fuck you asshole. You cost me cheerleader pussy.
WHITE RUSSIAN BREAKFAST CEREAL.
So it's ironically funny that my psychiatrist's office and my cocaine dealer's house are on the same street
Ok well my life just seems more exciting by default because I'm dating my married boss and sexting with my ex
We can have bacon on the roof while tanning
You know you're drunk when you have to be picked up out of a bathtub.
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