talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
hey its robert, we just made out in the backyeard. i'm inside now and you should come to the bathroom and meet me.
I'm tuning in to watch Heidi Montag crash and burn on the Miss Universe Pageant. Somebody call 911. and I'm not talking about the Sean Kingston song.
The coffee and champagne are fighting over who gets to absorb the one pancake in my stomach
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I recommend you throw your keys as far as you can in one direction, your phone as far as you can in the opposite direction, and hold on.
I feel a five day drunk coming on.
He insists on falling asleep with his penis between my buttcheeks. He says its his "home".
This is why I can't have Wednesdays.... Or adult decisions.
She stumbled into class and Google image searched nipple piercings for the entire 75 minutes
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Ever walked into a basement full of 10 guys jerking it to a live stripper? Cause I have. Always confirm the address of a house party. Always.
My pants zipper is stuck halfway down. I have to interview an intern later. This day is gonna be amazing,
Surveying the reception hall and I'm fearing the worst possible thing that could ever happen...this might be a dry wedding.
.,.,you might have to leave
Had to walk of shame past Westminster Abbey this morning. Pretty sure a Japanese tourist took a photo of me.
I successfully cockblocked 5 people in one night. I wasnt getting any, why should they.
Want to help me interview candidates to replace my Cub/Boy Toy when he leaves for grad school next month?
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