in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
his genitalia just looks like a thumbs up. a really really small thumbs up.
like stop trying to get a relationship out of this when i'm clearly in the drunken mistakes part of my life.
For the record, saying you're friends with the owner doesn't work when the owner is the one throwing you out.
we went to the bar with our boss and you tried to play a song from the atm machine
He wouldn't give me a cup of water for my bong so i sat in the drive thru to run up the timer until he gave it to me.
Indoor beer darts at Rafs just turned into a trust exercise of putting your hand on the wall and closing your eyes while the other throws.. Almost gave Cale a Tracheotomy
Are you high?
The snorkel mask makes that pretty clear
Something about Sunday night screams phone sex
I'm washing down the sadness with shots of vodka.
Still pimpin that dick in the cornfields. Now it's just transferred to the local bar.
To the point, I hope I remember where to put my dick when I finally get laid again
You have a 50 50 chance
Once you jizz in someones hat, you cant take it back.
I just want a man in my bed on a regular basis, who cuddles, and who I can also occasionally hang out with outside of my bedroom. Is that too much to ask for?
My vagina likes him more than I do, but I’m going to follow her lead and see what happens
Randomize
