i think guys can sense when i'm not wearing underwear
even the sluttiest version of myself will not go down on him
it must be christmas time, i've got a hankering to give a virgin a baby....
do you know anything about the $5 bill with my name stapled to it in my purse??
Did you write "I hope this gives you aids" on my box of capn crunch?
All I remember is you introducing yourself to the entire basketball team using the line "I'll show you a slam dunk."
Come over, I want to eat cookie dough off your dick.
she said i was like a little lamb and she felt bad for luring me into her den of sin. then she blew me.
Being a virgin isn't supposed to be this easy for you.
Chill out, I'm getting ready as fast as I can. I didn't even masturbate in the shower.
SO HELP ME GOD THERE IS A SPIDER IN THIS PIZZA. IT IS VERY SMALL IT IS INSIDE THE CRUST AND IT IS ALIVE. I'M SO HUNGRY DO I KEEP EATING
He bought the 12 pack of condoms. I take that as a sign of serious commitment.
Why does 2015 have to start with so many regrets?
2016 shall be rememered as the year I sharted while putting up the Christmas tree.
I made out with 4 out of 4 girls I was out with last night, I'm pretty sure everyone knows I'm a lesbian by now
We walked around last night for hours saying nothing but nom nom nom and barking at each other.
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