i was just texting to let you know that my facebook chat is working again so you can talk to me more. please talk to me more.
So not only just find my adoption papers that I didnt know about in my parents house, but they say "child shows some signs of mental retardation".
I feel like someone was just looking at my memory and took out an eraser and was like "nope he doesnt need that"
aparently i pased my english final. I don't even remember taking it.
My mom said "I don't want to fund your drug problem" so she gave me a gift card to the book store. I now have a 420 page book on growing weed.
Thank you, bloody toiletpaper I found in the hamper. I was worried that today was going to be boring.
we were bear claw grabbing his crotch in the middle of the bar yelling prominent ridge over and over.
Do you ever feel like your dog agrees with you? Like REALLY really agrees.
He asked if he could pull one of my teeth "to remember me by"
People dont know what to do when a naked fat guy is running towards them. they panic
We split an eighth of shrooms and went ice fishing. It didn't get weird until I caught one and we both started crying.
He jizzed all over my ID badge. HR is gonna be pissed...
What good is being a girl if you can't terrorize boys with pregnancy scares??
Owwww. A manager/ employee sex scandal that DOES NOT involve me! SCORE!!!
I'm really ok with inappropriate relationships. They are my favorite of all the relationships. No need to be timid. For crying out loud.
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