He saved me in his phone as Easy Jen. Should I be offended?
I wouldn't worry about it. He has me as "Sex Puppet."
someone owes me an orgasm
hahaha! you have a girlfriend
tell that to the new girl at work who i screwed on the washing machine today...
PS: the photo I uploaded for this internship site is the same one i used for my fake ID. I like to keep it classy.
Somewhere out there, someone is getting laid. And then theres me, watching Star Trek porn while my roommate plays World of Warcraft next door
giving a 30 min presentation still drunk is like giving birth, upside down in a pit of snakes while being on fire.
she was mad because i didn't remember our fuckaversary. fuck buddies are getting too demanding..
Fell down a spiral staircase. Et tu vodka. Et tu.
I'm not holding out much hope. She met me in a nighclub when I was arguing with the cigarette machine
I don't know how I'm gonna do that tomorrow. I feel like I was hit by the motorhome. LOL I WAS.
the fact that we had sex in the dining hall makes it seem so much more like home.
well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
I'm actually not sure I need to run today, between the crazy monkey sex and breaking into my own house.
we didn't even throw knives this time! it was just the carrot peeler
FUCK YOU IM DRINKING WINE FROM A BOX
You okay there or need a ride? Maybe a straw for your box
Maybe a straw...
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