remember that time i ran away from the bar and passed out in a street cot?
neither do i
i was gonna tell him a really embarassing story about you, but then i remembered im in all of them
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
it's already thursday and i haven't gotten drunk yet...something's not right.
...just for future reference, one Four Loko can fits PERFECTLY in a venti iced coffee cup from Starbucks
hotel security told us you walked into the hotel with blood all over your dress, weren't wearing any underwear and were escorted back by three men who were believed to be "homosexuals".
You defs just slept for 6 hours in a porta pottie. You should probably just kill yourself.
Hospital. He tried giving some kid a stone cold stunner during a real fight.
That is true. Vodka is like a dog. Always loyal, warm, and there for you when you need it
Fairly certain I cracked a rib. Masturbation is not for the weak. I die now.
I woke up this morning to find a stuffed animal submerged in the toilet. I'm not entirely sure if it was the cat or Kara.
Got home to the hotel 3hrs ago per texts sent not in english to not a full phone number
i ended up eating cold sauceless spaghetti out of the container in the fridge with my hands.
There's a fly in my room repeatedly throwing itself at my window, and I feel it's really symbolic of what I want to do with my future
somehow getting chased by a bulldozer was NOT on my to-do list for today. just saying
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