i hate sounding clingy, but i just wanted to verify i wasn't an asshole in your mind
me and ur bf were arguing about whether coke was vegan. i really hope it's vegan
So you used a whole package of smoked meat last night. Didn't eat it, just took it out and put it all over the fridge.
You puked in the drive thru of Taco Bell. You puked as it was being handed to me. You managed to yell out "FIRE SAUCE" in between hurls.
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And apparently midway I said "hurry up and finish so we can talk about what a bad idea this was"
Getting drunk and throwing things at people isnt the same with you not here. Remember when you dislocated my elbow and then popped it back in in one motion?
Blah blah blah. Just come home and put a baby in me.
She licked my face when I was on the phone with a customer and I just laughed. Im not sure if thats good or bad
Dont even get me started. you fell asleep in my kitchen after being cockblocked when you tried to use my roommates bedroom.
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Needless to say, I woke up on the bathroom floor wearing the dress that my mom wore to the wedding. That open bar stole my soul.
I used the line "you don't have enough pillows". Then left. Thought you should know.
We're listening to drake in the middle of the woods and smoking two joints at once...my life is complete.
He's actually really cute and seems like a good guy. And given that he likes lots of drugs, he could come in handy.
I'm still mad from all the stupid shit he's done this week that even though I couldn't give two shits about Vday, I'm gonna throw an epic tantrum if he doesn't morph in to Nickolas Sparks for a day
I'm like a bad decision making factory. I need to sit down and have a chat with my decision making elves.
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