That's the secret to virgins: blizzards.
I think my emotional moodswings have reached a new low. I cried for the entire duration of changing my tampon.
It's official. Every guy I've slept with has been to jail.
friends don't let friends hook up with gingers.
Class is significantly more awkward when you know that your teacher knows what you look like with your legs behind your head... Just saying.
do you think the bartender judged us for asking for shots of well vodka and water chasers?
Everything sucks i just wanna cry and smoke a bowl and pet my cat and die. All at the same time
But for real, I had the best sex of my life on that bunk bed
He wanted to watch the vow, cuddle, and not have sex. An upgrade is in order.
that is either the most profound and meaningful thing i've ever heard, or someone got high before noon again.
I'm perplexed as to why anyone on this planet is straight
I'm eating go-gurt and drinking beer alone in the dark. This is why you shouldn't marry young.
people keep driving by and judging me for drinking natty outside in my underwear at 9 am. rude.
Whenever I have a bad day I just look at the negetive pregnancy test I keep in my purse and remind myself things could be alot worse.
Next time I say "i forgot to eat dinner, oh well" before drinking STRAP ME TO A CHAIR AND FORCE FEED ME BEFORE ALLOWING ME TO CONSUME BOOZE
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