forecast for tonight is alcohol, low standards and poor decisions.
just found more coke in my pocket. i love not washing my jeans after every individual use.
getting kicked in the face by someone doing a keg stand. just my luck
he said i looked like a lion with slutty lingerie on .
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I HOPE YOURE READY TO KICK SOME SERIOUS ASS AT TRIVIA NIGHT TOMORROW NIGHT. also, i hope the birth of your niece goes well. BUT MOSTLY TRIVIA NIGHT.
I just recognized Courtney in a crowded Trader Joe's solely by seeing her ass. In other news, I survived the first round of layoffs today.
I'm not sure which feat is more impressive...
I just remember being happy that I got that toilet fixed so I had somewhere close to throw up
I'd say things got weird when I started doing lines of molly in the box.
The family next to you was not pleased
I asked if anyone's pants felt wet on the bottom, like a half hour after mine did. I had just peed my pants i had gotten so high no biggie
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I'm standing up, for my all my brothers and sisters, and fighting against whiskey dick.
Uhmm, it's called hentai.
I DON'T CARE WHAT IT'S CALLED I DON'T WANT TO SEE IT ON MY WORK COMPUTER
don't worry, i'm not mad. i'm just angry. and furious. and about to set your ass on fire.
It has now been 10 days since we last saw Sebastians penis
I don't WANT a sex disease! Especially one assigned to me by my supervisor..
So, random question. How much should you tip a Lyft driver when you realized you've fucked his sister? Asking for a friend.
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