I think east. Tornado watch. What the fuck are you doing in Texarkana?
Bonnaroo. Tornado watch? Expand on that thought.
Watch for tornadoes.
we lost you for like an hour and then found you at some dive bar trying to teach dance lessons
Haha he acted like he's never seen a tampon catapolt across the hall before
I just had one of those moments where i was really sad that i'll never get to be asian.
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The great thing about skinny blondes is that they're all interchangeable.
Went to 3 separate liquor stores today and I just made a huge tray of jello shots. This will be the Thanksgiving that puts all the others to shame.
Don't be alarmed at the kitchen mess. I had to shoot the fire extinguisher on the toaster oven, one quick blast. It was a matter of safe over sorry.
Woke up backwards on a recliner
Dude. She was wearing nothing but Wonder Woman panties and a flag for a cape and sneaking around leaving PBR's by passed out people for the morning. She called herself the 'Merica Fairy.
Why haven't you proposed already?
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I'm starting to think my emotional health is declining because I was watching transformers today and legit almost started crying
a guy messaged me on POF to ask if I knew of any places that were hiring. And was being completely deadass serious. I'm so done
Where is everybody?
It's pretty much split between the strip club and jail.
In this house, we have but one simple rule: DONT FUCKIN TOUCH MY STUFF OR I'LL CUT YOUR NECK IN UR SLEEP
ya figured it'd be nice to explore the mythical world of sober sex i've heard so much about
i've often wondered how it works
Did u puke in a church parking lot? And go to the wrong funeral yesterday? Lol
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