I assume you are not resopnding because you are having sex thus i give you a text message high five
I fuked that chick last night and she kept saying, "oh...oh....oh", like Bill Lumberg
so what did you do?
I did the mash I did the monster mash It was a graveyard smash!
I never said you were fat, just too fat for ME
this mix will be the most desperate cry for affection in the history of itunes.
So there is a guy driving a robot around the college of engineering selling energy drinks
We totally just fucked in a closet. These vacations with his family are causing creativity I never thought I had.
she blew me in the men's room in the restaurant. it was a french bistro, so it was okay
There are now half chewed girl scout cookies plastered to my windshield. Do you know anything about this?
Dating Detox Day 5: had to go out and buy new batteries. this may be harder than I thought
May 25th. Drunk Laser Tag party to celebrate our bdays. May 26th. Mushrooms at Chattanooga Aquarium. Damn
Just jerked off with bubble wrap. Not as awesome as it sounds.
Do you miss the park or do you miss us having sex in public?
We woke up today with 24 donuts, a tie, two jugs of vodka that we traded an extra sandwich for, and a british boy
Dude no i feel my liver disintegrating
I want to shoot him sideways (so he can still breathe) in the Adam's apple with my little crossbow.
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