My parents took my cat for a ride in the car. Second weekend in a row. They think its fun. Dear God
508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
drug dealer added me on facebook, win ?
omg no way im finding him!
he has no pics of his face, and im always drunk so i cant remember if hes cute or not, but he told me im in his phone as "party girl" which is fitting i guess cause im dragging my hungover ass to buy preggo tests, and i had to get the cheap ones cause i blew all my cash on coke.
Studying for the exam.. Identifying the portraits using phrases like "large penis"
I may or may not have just sent the bartender a pic of me in my slutty cheerleader costume with the caption "rah rah ree, gimme yo d"
I think I threw my underwear away at What-A-Burger last night.
I have 4 passes to the spa here, walking around with a robe on and putting cucumber slices on my penis. You guys should come hang out here. It's very relaxing
I apparently insisted on hugging all the bushes and apologizing for pollution on the way home.
i forgot to brush my teeth before I went over so i went to the bathroom and started eating his toothpaste. we're still in the early stages of fuckdom
Did I really drink that whole bottle of Jack Daniels last night?
Heroically.
the problem is i have six tabs of acid in my freezer and no self control
He sent me a picture of his dick as a snake, I'd say things are going great.
Life hack: hotbox while in the car wash. It'll change your life.
then this guy just runs in screaming, "cant you see my daughter pissed herself???!!!" and that was the start of my 2016.
Sorry I had sex in your backseat while everyone was in the car
It's quite alright. I found his shorts in my backseat, not sure what he was wearing when we dropped him off
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