Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
he just quoted gucci mane to try and get me to give him head.
i guess its officially winter break. i woke up alone and fully clothed this morning.
Sitting at a bar next to a guy wearing sunglasses drinking a pitcher by himself and having an argument with himself over if journey is more ballin than kiss. Feel better about myself.
Slipping me an edible before my ochem final was not your brightest idea. Looks like I'm switching to business.
We can't bring brittanys dog so we are getting high and getting in my bathtub I think it's pretty safe
There are at least 3.6 billion human cocks in this world. Get some. Get as many as humanly possible. Literally. Do it. 1-2-3 go!
I made out with all three roommates...I didnt realize that was actually an awkward situation.
The guy at the door just stared only at my boobs and said "I'm gonna let you in." 'Merica
Instead of more alcohol, I decided to drink tea. Lets slow clap it out for me
I just put on my bra while peeing. I fear this will be my big achievement of the day.
I wanna get to the point where I can just send a question mark and get an exclamation point in response
I literally ended up in this basement and was tangoing w my friend and then I peed in a supply closet and had to be put to bed
Adulthood is putting your bongs in the dishwasher because you're too lazy to clean them manually.
Are you ok dude?
The fuck kind of sorcerer makes a pact with tequila
Most of the people I know from AA
Haha touché
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