My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
it's a well known fact that sluts are attracted to bright colors
american apparel?
try lime green
You were in my dream and you got the lyrics to lollipop tattooed on your chest. Don't get it, it wasnt that cool.
i just hugged the lady at the liquor store goodbye for the summer...
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Just spent a extra 20 minutes on the phone with the lady from unemployment talking about how to make the best brownies.
I can't believe I am actually paying for a night in a hotel for my parents so I can throw a party the night before Christmas Eve. I also can't believe they think it's their Christmas present.
I found out you can't leave the bar with a drink. I also found out that pouring it on the bouncers shoes is also unacceptable.
I've decided I'm gonna attack people with the toilet plunger.
they sound like some classy girls.
Hey, I don't give them daddy issues, I just take advantage of it. The real bad guy here is American parenting.
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Here is a brilliant idea passed on from men who have that same regret. WEAR A FUCKING CONDOM ALWAYS.
So I pull up to an apartment complex and immediately felt like I was here to get stoned.
I just gave an orange Froot Loop the finger for falling on the floor instead of my mouth when I was pouring a mini box of cereal into my face.
We're living together and you don't know if I've seen Titanic?!
I just spent 12 consecutive hours in the same outfit and none of it was pajamas. If that's not personal growth, I don't know what is.
then a garbage truck rolls up to the club, they hop out, and walk right in like they own the place
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