Let's start a violent farting gang. We can do walkbys.
dont worry your back hair reminds me of angel wings
Journey is playing on the radio....I think it is a sign I am going to pass my drug test
I would dunk an oreo in her breast milk
Prereq for being on nyc prep: money, bitchy, and a lazy eye... if only you were rich
never try to heat up a hot pocket in the dryer if ur microwave breaks...bad idea.
I think I just made patron unclassy I bought limes at a gas station and for salt we are using gas station packets of salt
dont get mad but guess who just got banned for life from dodger stadium
I'm gonna go out on a limb and say it had something to do with pool sex.
I got a thank you card in the mail from the virgin i slept with on the camping trip. Weird or the new classy?
That kid i sell weed to just had his mom give him a ride over here she waited in the car while he bought a bag
We call her skankles because she's a skank and she has cankles, I thought that was obvious
Between randomly bursting into tears and the reappearance of my lost sex drive, this break up has left me bizarrely damp.
my nextdoor neighbor called me saying "um hey, your mom just stumbled into bed with me and my husband, can you please come get her?"
Maybe singing about how you'd bang Morgan Freeman to the tune of Single Ladies while holding champagne and a box of Cheerios wasn't the best first impression on his parents
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