So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
How can she be afraid to give you a blowjob? It's not like your penis is going to turn on her and eat her.
all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
he turned the pretty ricky playlist on. its about to go down.
my mom took me to a gay bar and went on and on about all her good times at clubs... i now know where i get it
My life has become a never ending game of 'illegal or just frowned upon?'
The strippers from this weekend suck at words with friends
I keep confusing the name of her and her dog. Both are appropriate.
And before you knew it they were calling me the pussy usher or something like that
Ok ladies its the usual spring break system. 5 for a guy, 10 for a non-lesbian girl and double points is its a group thing. Hottest guy of the day is an additional 15. GAME ON
Have you ever felt like autocorrect is judging you with its suggested words? Like how it won't suggest certain words until you type in pretty much the entire word, is it just thinking 'No way did this dude use "consent laws" in the same sentence as "17th?" Or is that just me.
They were arguing about who would hit the piñata first so naturally you tore it open with your hands. You broke the piñata and their hearts.
It's probably not a good thing when it isn't even 6:30 and I've already drank an entire bottle of wine. By myself. I'm watching Spice World and I just bought 2 Spice Girls albums off itunes.
Make that 3 Spice Girls albums.
Hey, thanks for helping me this morning
Always a pleasure to feed you bread as your body lay crumpled on the floor.
The reason why I poison my organs is so that you guys can't sell them.
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