The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
Im at the hospital with monitors on and a giant green top hat. i blew a 24somethin. Im fucked.
I was so drunk that I didn't realize he was staying at the Waldorf. I walk of shamed the Astoria, do you even know what this means?
I just found my coat check number in my underwear.
told weddin planner we wanted to work in ceremonial body shots before vows. she hasnt reponded yet...
When he left he said something to the effect of "well now that I've been used..." I think he may be on to me.
I'm so hungover I literally am considering drinking from the fishtank to avoid getting out of bed.
It's the building I live in, they were lucky I was wearing clothes at all
Carson when you get home I want you to go downstairs and go into each bedroom and pick up the underwear and either throw it out or give it back to the people who own them. Look all over the room. Thank, Love Mom
i don't remember going ever taking off my pants but my pubes are shaved into a K and kelsey is passed out in the shower.
We fucked so hard that when I orgasmed I tore his towel rack off the wall. He was more impressed than mad.
Being single/not living at home sucks. All I want is someone I can force to pick up my pizza for me so I don't have to talk to anyone.
tried to make it look like I had been conscious/awake and out all day when I stumbled into cvs at 6pm to buy plan B
update: I failed
An d I'd rather cry while putting a waffle in my mouth than cry on my pillow, ya feel me?
Hot date tonight for the first time in months and I just cut my dick shaving. PRAY FOR ME.