New realization: eye makeup remover takes sharpie off boobs
at first i was worried but she assured me her frail vegan body would have no chance at conception.
so why are there three stressed gay men and a bowl of vomit in the smoke room?
He thought he was drowning because he was drinking water and intentionally holding his breath. Dear god what did you get me in to.
Oh and now he's calling me Brohammed Ali.
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I need to find a more grown up way of dealin with a hangover at the office than pringles and mountain dew at 8:30 am...
I want you to read this conversation tomorrow and be proud of the fact that you taught me how to decipher any drunk message. Good job.
Just think Febushuary. A whole month of 70's esque bush! This is the dream
I was screaming out for people to gather the townsmen and the mayor so we could hang him
One small step for man, one big gay fierce leap for gays!
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I woke up in Brittany's thong, Tony's shirt, and an oven mitt
Like sorry you chose to have an attractive girlfriend dude
He spelled Steven with "ph", needless to say my nose was almost bleeding from the amount of axe he was wearing.
How is it that I, the only one that didn't drink last night, was the only one puking out the car window?
Happy Halloween!! Last Halloween we spent together you got brought home in a shopping cart
I've just had my first cup of coffee in a month and I moaned at the first drink and honestly I think this is the most sexual expreiance in 6 months