hahahahahahhahahahaha. 26, Dominican, has a funny accent, thinks I'm hot. Tots boning.
What ever happened to making out with a few boob grabs here and there?
Those strippers last night smelled great. It was the perfect mixture of vanilla and daddy issues.
Do I need to let your sister outside to go pee or anything before I leave?
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yeah that pretty much nipped itself in the bud when I realized i could see her whiteheads glowing in the blacklight
She's NOT homeless...she graduated early.
Just come back with most of your limbs...and your dick. Please and thank you
I JUST WANT TO HAVE MILDLY SOCIALLY ACCEPTABLE SEX WITH HIM AND CALL HIM CUPCAKE.
I'm like a savant for remembering names I learned while I was drunk. Seriously, I'm three for three. I'm on a roll.
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The effect you have on my penis from a different state is impressive
He bought the 12 pack of condoms. I take that as a sign of serious commitment.
I hope so much that you got average or above average dick tonight because I wish you the best
I'm sorry I keep having sex wth your friends. I'm done, for real. Unless cole is interested. Other than that, I'm done.
I can't hookup with a guy in my car because it smells like Taco Bell..
I'm experimenting with sincerity
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