Now that I've come to graduate college. I realized the only discernible skill I learned was how to roll a joint properly. go me.
Well thats $24,000 well spent.
i'm lost and i look like a hooker
I learned to sign I want to be on you today
Score
Deaf chicks here I come
We had a complete conversation while I was giving him head, at one point he even stopped me and said 'I love how we're just hanging out.'
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i realized boys travel in groups of 3's and girls travel in 4's..thats why it gets so tricky
like hot dogs and buns.
dude i feel like at any given point 3/5 of that family is trying to fuck you
Just finished texting the 27th male name in my phone that i don't recognize. none of them were the hott kid i made out with last night. the search continues.
You pulled the fire alarm because you had to shit and there was someone in the bathroom. you said you needed privacy
The only requirement is that his name is Kevin... All other factors don't matter to drunk me. Drunk me likey Kevins.
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Hey can we break in your window? We need to borrow the dog.
All I want is for every tall lanky young guy who is reading in a Starbucks to go balls deep in me. That's all.
I swear she's a drunk klepto...by the end of the night she had stolen 3 bowling balls. HOW DO YOU STEAL 3 BOWLING BALLS?
And noooow we're smoking a ton of REALLY strong weed and THIS IS THE SOFTEST CAT EVER
I think the worst part about being a real adult is 1)having a high stress job that makes me want to get stoned 2)paying for reefer using my own money 3)realizing my boyfriends children probably have more weed connections than I do anymore
Literally.... Guy kissing himself in mirror in this hotel elevator
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