Dude, I'm in her bathroom and there's crab shampoo... is it worth the risk?
You're missing what this discovery implies... she's got a fucking bush.
I wish there were wingman of the year awards.
She's like the female version of the Momento guy. She keeps forgetting that I'm an asshole after we have sex.
that would be two times in a week with two different guys.
they have the same name so it only counts as one guy right?
tuesday night obama will do an address about the oil spill at 8... it'll only be about 15 minutes... but i think thats plenty of time for a drinking game. key words "oil" "bp" and "responsibility"?
Fuck yes. Let's make bingo cards.
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She is two pictures of justin bieber away from being blocked from my news feed
He found my weave.. Think he'll still fuck me Friday? And how do I ask for it back?
You just want to fuck a girl in a dinosaur costume, don't you?
How am I?!! The turkey is dry as shit, I'm watching football in low def and there's no beer b/c everyone is in aa. Fuck giving thanks.
And I was aware of my actions - that is not a penis I will say no to until I have a ring on my finger
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Why is there a chicken nugget nailed to my front door?
Thank god crabs can't live on your head. Thank god.
National champion athletes like gay butt sex, too. I'm just here to help them out.
Guy fieri is speaking only to me. We make eye contact. My whole body is vibrating. My head is purring. I am literally marbles.
You kept licking my face. You said you were making sure I was real.
so i fell out of a tree on the ave last night. someone told me there was alcohol at the top. bastards.
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