3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
I looked at her and said "I now pronounce you pumpkin tits"
i'm pretty sure the only people calling it "sexting" are ones who don't actually do it
thats the sluttiest christmas spirit ever.
Why do I only have half my beard? My chin is so naked...
I just stood next to my childhood self. Fuck, I'm really stoned...
She just pored wine down the turkeys hole and said that she christened it like the whore that it is...happy thanksgiving.
She offered to treat me to breakfast after a one night stand if I meet her parents and sex again if I act as her bf. It may be a trap but its a offer I won't refuse.
Yep, that just happened. My mom just gave me a big bag of drugs for my birthday. She even put them in a fancy bag with tissue paper.
This is why we can never be together. Well that and we r married to other ppl but that's very minor detail compared to the coffee issue
I feel like my sexual preferences are just another sign that I am a 75 year old drag queen in a 29 year old woman's body.
Idk man there's lots of bad dick but even a bad cookie is still pretty good
I hate that I still want him to look at me as the vagina that got away.
When I told the bartender it was my 21st birthday, he looked at me all pissed and said "But you've been drinking here as 21 for the past 2 years.." How do you THINK the night went?
So I take it free shots were a no after that?
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