so he must've not known that your lastname is Came because everytime someone would say your name he would scream "NO SHE DIDNT" to the whole party. He must've not been too good then either.
Woke up to 'distilleries' on the history channel. Proceded to vomit all over the floor. Back on the wagon today.
Um, yeah. You lit my birthday candles with a joint. Mom= not happy.
when we got back we had sex. but it wasnt til the morning that i figured out her leg was broken
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I can hear her blowing you man. All I hear is her saying 'yeah' over and over again.
You would be my first round pick for a drinking team
I packed spaghetti and rum. But panties? Nah
Getting my nails done with Diana... I'm going for the keep your friends close and the girl who's dating the guy you want to fuck closer
Just had an hour long talk with a woman, turns out she's the mom of the guy i lost my virginity to. Even better his dog was also present.. Meeting the family at its best?
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I'm 99% sure I just puked glitter. Wine drunk Mondays shouldn't be a thing.
Worse: texted mom-in-law by mistake that I sharted.
Worser: she offered to clean me up
My body is telling me there was tequila. My pictures say it was Jeff's fault
It's just unfortunate that I still have the image of him having sex with me fresh in my mind
I haven't had a bra on since I quit my job.
I was on top for a full on make out when in dead silence "I'm moaning Myrtle" came from the TV. Moment ruined. I got cock blocked by a fictional ghost