I just got back to Nicks and I shoul dnot have drank this much when I have to work at 7AM!!!!!
I really think my calling is to star in a Live Links commercial
just smoked a bowl with my history teacher. i love community college
He's doing the single life. He recently finished like a 3 year relationship. You can't date him.
But I don't want to date him. I just want to look at him. Naked. And in my bed.
You broke a cabinet. You were climbing up it and it collapsed on you. Lines were crossed.
we've got reservations. ask for the eat a bag of dicks table
Noooo. I told you she WAS a cancer. Not that she HAS cancer. This was the one time being a doctor didnt get you laid you alcoholic bastard
As hard as i've been partying lately their gonna have to revoke my organ donor status
My period started right as he was entering, which really helped me sell the "I've never done this before" bit.
While leaving the bar with another guy I told the bouncer I was sad his friend had a fiancee
You were drinking Everclear weren't you?
If its possible to have a hickey on your nipple, I have one. Thank you.
does anyone know where bryan is?
last i saw he was naked, and crying in the bathroom because there was no more booze.
Going to the eye doctors drunk makes you feel like your doing a sobriety test! They have to know..
tell me about the eggs
I'd kiss your neck and collarbone and then run my tongue up your neck to just behind your ear
And then lightly kick the curve inside your ear
Randomize
