Let's hustle tonight so we can relax tomorrow
Perfect. Like where your heads at
By relax I mean have sex
I think getting shot is the thing to do in Brooklyn
i feel like a lion cub that has been breast fed for years, and mom has left, and now i have to learn how to hunt on my own
I really have to stop waking up in hot tubs on Friday mornings.
I could seriously attempt to try and saw my head in half with a butter knife cause im pretty sure it could not hurt any more than it already does
we knew we'd be okay when we walked up to the dealers house and he asked us to please be quiet as to not wake his nana.
I feel like this has turned into my work. But if I get paid sitting under a desk, that's perfectly fine with me.
$645 later, she's throwing up in my washroom and asking for a cab. Hooker are soooo much cheaper.
Part of me really wants this picture, but the other part of me knows if he is really this drunk, he could be sodomizing a lamp and not know it
This guy has a theme song for the joints he rolls
Muscle is literally tearing itself off of my shins. No I am not going on another bar crawl with you.
I'll pay?
Pick me up at 9.
I'm gone to the point of literally hugging trees, partially for support, but also because I like them.
that is either the most profound and meaningful thing i've ever heard, or someone got high before noon again.
Fuck that guy and his dumb haircut and awesome dick
the gnome is staring at me and the pineapple is wearing shorts. I don't want to do this anymore.
Randomize
