Who knew there were guys that wanted to only stalk you instead of date you? Count on me to find them!
i just made a girl do the walk of shame. as a bumblebee. i love halloween.
I don't know, I don't really wanna ask the question, "Mom why am I not circumcised?"
I think im drinking tonight later on...which is good cuz i walked pass the liquor aisle the other day and i swear i heard a kid call me a pussy
i just remembered i chipped my tooth last night when i pulled up your pants zipper with my teeth
I was ready to fuck him until he pulled the "I might be bi curious" card. Now its turned into a guilt fuck. It's like he's a 3rd world child in need of a sexual orientation.
Pretty sure I can show you the text you sent me stating some interest in my penis entering your mouth if said circumstances were met.
At one point last night I over heard you say " I'm gonna puke in a bag and pour it down your throat" I LOVE YOU.
I may or may not have had sex last night then sent him home on a bike with two flats
Well my ankle is fucked up, everytime it pops I have a reminder of $200. Jager bomb night and the day we began to rebuild our friendship.
I SHIT YOU NOT a mailman helped me leave without waking him up.
Do you understand how hard it is to go down on a guy underwater? Didn't think so....
I COULD BREAK CONCRETE WITH MY FOOTBALL ERECTION.
Can I tell you that I just incorporated the spice girls in my sexting and you not judge me
Learning to live poor pretty well. Cashed in all the coins in my car for nearly 60 bucks and yelled at a Pizza Hut manager, insisting I have a free pizza credit, until he just gave me a pizza.
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