Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
No way. Our relationship is based solely on texting and sex. A phone call would be too much at this point.
HE COULDN'T FIND IT! WHAT KIND OF QUARTERBACK CAN'T FIND IT?!
I think I'm going to postpone my photo shoot until my Gpa dies. I don't want to be in lingerie and stripper heels when I finally get the call
He was so good, that I'm pretty sure he fucked his religion into me. P.S. I'm Jewish now.
I just made a drink so ill shit. It's goona be great. Ill tell you about it when you get here. Get pumped. For my shit.
Remind me in the morning that I've now seen a guy do crack. That actually happened. I'm at the wrong party.
Yah... You need to get here. Evan just peed off the karaoke stage.
Please tell me that SOMEONE, SOMEWHERE, has created a drink called a 'Tequila Mockingbird'. PLEASE.
sex, shower, sex, ice cream sandwiches?
That amount of times your family has seen my boobs is getting ridiculous.
I am a delicate flower. A fucked up, drunk, horny, pants pissing, delicate little flower.
Me and mom just bonded over our mutual desire to bang Mark Ruffalo. I'm not sure how to feel about this.
We broke my graduation cords last night when we used them to tie each other up during sex last night
Im drunk taking pregnancy tests with this really hot girl...i dont know what is happening
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