Did your girl go home? Did she have fun? Can we have our friend back?
This row in front of you is like duck, duck, goose - but eating disorder, eating disorder, failed eating disorder
Quiet hours sex sucks. I hate finals.
basically at this point ill snort whatever you put in front of me and just hope
She said, "I don't really go out much, but my husband recently cheated on me" and I don't remember anything after that.
Homegirl just dropped a candle on the floor major party foul. Thought it make you feel better.
Weekend has begun hello red wine at 10am on a Wednesday
When I was in the bathroom and wiped with a paper towel I found in the trashcan, I realized that this might be the reason I have a yeast infection.
My goal tonight is to get arrested because what cop can say they have ever arrested a giant sperm before. God I love halloween
Sorrye. The bathtuv says hi. But theresno water in it. I've wanted too tell you for the longest, but nevr could
Something bad happened. I'm just giving you some notice. So you can smoke some pot and hide all sharp items in the house.
I haven't been sober in 4 days.
Then be sober
No.
I'm turning into an adult here.
Adults touch each other's special zones.
he's so sweet and its so cute. but I swear to fuck if I let my guard down and this was all a lie I am going to become a serial killer.
Hiding in a kitchen with no pants orange juice abs a pillow...please joun
I haye tequella
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