i am fully taking advantage of taking advantage of him
I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
i just masturbated with purell and my dick burns and smells like a hospital
do you think they ever dumped Gatorade over Michael Vick's head after his dog won?
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He said he had a gf but the monogamy was "only implied".
Dude... Hand job in the lake... It was as weird as it sounds.
There's sex hanging in the air like a pinata. European people are no joke.
The walk of shame out of a freshman dorm isn't so bad when you're 25, nobody questions you because they think youre gonna bust them for having weed
He just remixed a spongebob song with 2 chainz..... Clearly I love him
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Are the homeless actually allowed to bathe in fountains located on Main Street in downtown Houston? Can Houston TX be so progressive as to condone public bathing?
I'm full of champagne and rage, of course I'm showing up at his house.
This dude has batman tighty whities on over his cargo pants and he has the nerve to yell "fuck you bitch" up at my window.
I'm gonna celebrate Valentines day by watching Bob Ross videos and tripping balls.
Woke up with a lip tattoo that says "fake news" in case you're wondering about my wellbeing
Its mothers day... Can my present be an orgasm...for once?
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