We just saw a waitress walk by with a tray of bacardi and whipped cream.
Whoever ordered that deserves a pat on the back and the "classiest customer" award
LETS GO REDSKINS!
Quit drinking and watching your DVR, it's wednesday.
how many times in life can you be kicked out of a pizza buffet for vomiting on the food and insulting small children
If my bosses could see, smell or hear me right now they would understand why its a horrible idea to keep the office open sundays
debating whether or not to save the package from my first plan b pill. it would be a nice addition to any baby book.
Well technically because of daylight savings, I only lasted 15 mintues.
Slurping strawberries throug a straw. It feels like the kool-aid man is coming in my mouth.
You need to braveheart it on Monday. Blue face paint and a loin cloth screaming freedom in your front yard.
We fucked to the rythmn of the thunder, it was magical
Have you SEEN his girlfriend?? Or talked to her? Christ almighty I'd drink every day just to die let alone black out
I cnant read. Cheetos goen. Help. Grt Cheetos.
Want to go swimsuit shopping? First one who cries buys ice cream.
Go tell your boss to go fuck himself because you have beer and doritos and zombies waiting on you
I know its 2 in the morning and everything. But i just straight up yelled "DON'T YOU UNDERSTAND THIS WORLD IS DIFFICULT ENOUGH AS IT IS WITHOUT YOU PULLING THIS BULLSHIT ON ME" to my taco. Because it fell apart on me. I think i might be cracking under this finals pressure.
Fuck. Totally just had sex instead of studying for econ test in an hour. Gonna get fucked again. HELP ME WITH YOUR EXTENSIVE KNOWLEDGE OF ECON
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