why is it that no matter what your novelty license plate says it always screams "im a huge tool"?
Yeah. I hotboxed a windbreaker.
Mom's drinking. Just asked her if she was good to walk back to the condo. She seemed unsure until she remembered she brought the GPS. We are 2 blocks from the condo.
Have thirty minutes until my shift starts. My heart says liquor store but my future says no
He tells me he loves me and I say I just want him for sex, then he looks at me like I just said I hate puppies. What kind of guy is he?
I tried...failed..now im naked on the futon since clothes are hard.
So I went tanning and I burned my boobs.
They're like sad pomegranates.
Sorry about coming to the pool in only a thong. I thought you said it was closed. Not that you were teaching a group of kids how to swim.
I like to feed my guinea pigs before I get stoned. In case they get contact high and get the munchies. It's only polite.
I told my grandmother all I want is a nice guy who likes to be tied up.
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
I checked her ID this morning. Lets just say...she's older than my mom
I came so hard I literally levitated off the top of his dick. Gravity was no match for that orgasm!
just had sex in the back of my high school auditorium #dreamcumtrue
It was just like the old times. We watched movies and shit. But not like old times-i fucked her hot brother when she was in the shower? Times are a'changin.
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