She needs to learn what's it like to have sex with someone and regret it the next day.
were talking about masturbation in my pysc class. He says it's healthy. I'm gonna live forever
as nice as a boyfriend sounds, a relationship would require morals and self-restraint - both fields in which i lack.
momma always taught us never to change for a boy..
you kept shouting how the only tree you would hump is an elm tree because they're under populated
Thanks for not cleaning the drain like you were supposed to. I just vomited in the shower and I had to stand in it until I was done conditioning.
He's eating a cream cheese sandwich. He's obviously distressed.
I meant to tell you earlier: bad life decision saturday has been moved wednesday this week
the fact that we had sex in the dining hall makes it seem so much more like home.
I just had a full choir singing the phrase pudding cup in my head. Too. Stoned.
You put your name in his phone but not your number then screamed "Open the door!" and jumped out of the car
I may or may not vaguely recall punching you in the dick but it was a misunderstanding and I forgive you can we have make up sex?
I was stalking his twitter and saw that he used punctuation in a hashtag. Thank god we didn't work out because I can't be with someone that incompetent
Never. No amount of alcohol could convince my brain and eye sight that it is okay to fuck him. I'd rather fuck my cousin.
I felt the need to set off fireworks in the living room while they were having sex upstairs. Yes, they quieted down.
I like that they’re all named Christopher or Chris. No need to worry about moaning during!
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