Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
Kelly went into her room with Dave, but is moaning Tommy...
My mom is giving me a "don't tape yourself during sex" talk. It's going to be a long car ride.
I have no idea. After the fireworks it all went to shit. Do you know why I woke up with a road sign?
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I feel like every picture I upload of him on facebook where you can see his purity ring, I should make the caption "something in this picture does not belong"
That hot guy i showed you guessed my exact bra size. I want to have his tan babies.
Best case scenario I do a bunch of dirty things to you, blow your mind and you enjoy it. Worst case I stare at you, poke at you, smile and droll on myself, you laugh.
I was a little curious what "unspeakable" things he could possibly do to my feet
I think the lady at jack in the box started crying when we put in our order.
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He invited to drink but spelled forties wrong so no thx
She told him that she never wanted to see him again then took his takeout box of bacon cheddar fries and got in the uber saying "for feminism"
This is the third time this year I've whored myself for a Netflix login. If this guy changes his password, I'm gonna fucking give up.
Or maybe pay for Netflix?
I'm not that desperate yet.
I gave my girlfriend a ring to celebrate our anniversary, she thought It was an engagement ring. Now im getting married and I don't know what to do.
I don't know, we got really drunk and I slapped her with an ear of corn.
Ur betting me $100 that I can't do ur sister?
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