i think i would be perfectly content if, on my deathbed, i could look back on a life that didn't have any fisting in it
you looked like a weeble wobble. everytime we thought you were going to fall you bounced back up...you're an amazing drunk
We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
my Prof for my bio lab has his lab coat collar popped. it's 8 am and im too hungover for this guy
I just saw at least a dozen senior citizens on roller blades. way to drunk for this.
He probably has his cowboy hat on, that's his house hat.
I got a thank you card in the mail from the virgin i slept with on the camping trip. Weird or the new classy?
If you're mature enough to fuck him you're mature enough to tell him you don't want a relationship come on
I have just found the cubicle of sustenance. And I will rejoice at all the families that have not found this magic. This vodka cubicle of magic.
Every time I'm hungover I just want to watch Harry Potter and cry.
Do you ever go take a shit and end up sitting on the toilet for like 45 minutes wondering what the fuck you're doing with your life?
Everyday my friend, everyday.
You were so fucked you introduced me to a pile of Laundry
I wondered why I slept in the front room
In case you're wondering... Yes walmart will judge you for buying vodka and pickles at 645am.
Abby there's no shame in reading porn. It takes more work than watching I suppose
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