am i morally bankrupt?
no. its just the recession
Dude im not sure whos apartment i woke up in but i just showered here and their shampoo in phenomenal
Why do guys in porn never have boxers on?
better question: why do you always text me when you're watching porn
his electricity got shut off. i felt like a pilgrim searching for his dick.
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maybe it wasnt such a good idea to pregame our lease signing...
I'm going to have to take an awkward trip to the front desk to ask them if they found a pair of turquoise shorts and an "I'm the Mom" sweatshirt.
As I was about to go to sleep he asked me if I was ready to 69. HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO LOOK AT HIM IN THE FACE OVER DINNER TOMORROW
"Douchebag of the Year" award goes to the guy who didn't reply to the picture of my tits.
Oh and Dustin informs me I'm a legend amongst the freshman, if you were wondering about my street cred
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I just bottomed with the last unicorn playing in the background. I've hit a new level of gay.
I'm about to have a threesome at the hotel where I had my quinceañera. Becoming a woman under this roof for the second time, whaaat
Being sober is no fun. Karaoke and not wearing pants are not socially acceptable things to do anymore and this depresses me.
walk of shame across osu's campus on game day. i can see all the spots i threw up last night. its like my personal yellow brick road.
What the hell do you do when your fuck buddy leaves to go for a piss naked and 20 minutes later hasn't come back and can't be found anywhere in the house or outside but has left his phone, tee shirt and shoes in your bedroom.
I don't think there is a pre defined social etiquette for a lost naked fuck buddy now roaming the streets.
if they didn't want us to do blow at uni, why would they make textbooks so smooth?
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