she looked like she should be chained to micheal vicks radiator
Everybody was literally kung fu fighting
I hope my margaritas pass through security.
How's your Sunday morning ritual of shitting and throwing up at the same time going?
I was just "that girl you seen blowing some dude outside when you drove by"
Either way you look at it, I'm a slut. But either way I look at it, I'm having a fucking blast.
yeah, we figured out that passing a joint between cars was a pretty bad idea
judging by my wet hair I would guess I showered at the bartenders apt last night?
Just had a guy try to pull the maraca out of my shirt with his teeth... Wtf
I mean, as I was vomiting in front of a giant crucifix I became acutely aware of my poor choices
my throat is bruised, my back is scarred, my vagina feels like it's going to fall off.. you're like godzilla. you destroy everything.
I think I ejaculated my soul out.
Was so high at one point last night that while showering I was worried that using too much hot water would slow down our Internet.
I'm ne vrr drinkjng againnnnnnnn dforeal.
soo... how was my night?
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