So apparently I told him I was off to go "whore skipping" and I disappeared into the night skipping down the street. I know this because there's video.
captain morgan taught me last night that resee's puffs are way better when eaten straight out of the sink.
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
i wish i could tell you the night didnt begin with me drinking alone
i drank out of a bidet.
He caught a squirrel with his bare hands twice. Where do you find these people?
Now all we have to do is pretend we haven't seen each other naked. Work tomorrow is going to be FUN.
How dare you. Idk what you called me, and neither does google translate, but you better take it back.
The chick got into the cab with us and said we have 3 chances to guess what she just stuck up her ass. Hello to you to!
i swear, you were born with a blunt in one hand and somebody else's wallet in the other.
New York City is dangerous when the only bars you go to are the ones that have 'open' in front
All I know, is I had green sex and beer and got driven home. That's it.
It was going very smoothly until she noticed my boner of hope.
Taking a shit in a Texas 7/11... not accepting phone calls now lol
Last time I had a one night stand he ended up stalking me for two months.
So you're not picking up this weekend?
This weekend, I am Angela, visiting from Calgary. We'll have to roleplay this.
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