It was kinda weird being the boss
Did you feel like Tony Danza?
her vagine was all disorganized.
Help i just walked in on mom blowing dad
i can now get sex on a playground off my list of things to do in life.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I don't have a choice really. It's either lose 15 lbs by Halloween, or I'm going as a giant banana.
He just tagged everyone he's slept with this year in a 'memories of 2011' tweet
"willing to pay anyone fun whos willing to hang out and laugh at my jokes while my friends are MIA" is this to desperate?
No you don't understand. This tree is really alive. Like in Pocahontas.
We had a threesome and he gave us bottle rockets and a lamp for our apartment
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
There is a 97.5% chance that my sketchy roommate is also a hooker.
So when can I meet her?
We're friends with benifits... The benifits being I'm fucking her boyfriend
When a guy asks for your ig but you already know his blood type, social security number, & mother's maiden name.
Dude. All I know is that I woke up on the floor with two naked chicks who don't speak English.
Clutch
I'm sorry i showed you my boobs.. I probably shouldn't have done that.
You know you're getting old when you pick up hot sorority girls at the bar, and they write down their phone number, and under it 'we're great babysitters!'
Randomize