The bar is filled with bros right now. Sucks I had to pay $5 to find that out.
The dr is doing well, he randomly asked if I was bi
the highlight of my day was when my dad called me when I was watching porn and I muted it instead of pausing it.
I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
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she came to the game with a camelback filled with booze. except it was only the bag part so she duct taped to her back
you can SEE the outline of a pad through her jeans. there is no way
I was really disturbed by what initially appeared to be a dismembered head sitting beside you. Then I realized you were laying on her body.
He has in a pan: ten pieces of bacon, two cloves of garlic, an egg (not scrambled or hard boiled, just an egg) and frozen corn.
Dude he was freaking out because he thought he was walking on crates, and he just kept saying help me
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When I found her she was drinking wine out of a plastic bag in a bathroom stall, staring at herself in the mirror and crying hysterically. Cabo does things to a person...
just had Stella and stale goldfish for breakfast under the watchful eyes of an inflatable cactus and 5 llama pinatas. Cinco de mayo success!
I think it really helped to be hungover at accepted students day. it gave me a good feel for how it would be everyday if I go there.
So, in keeping with the last two years, are we going to watch the new Hobbit movie on acid again? It's kinda starting to feel like a Christmas tradition.
No we were too stoned to stop you from wiping the peanut butter all over the car.
Oh and people at work think i got knocked up so my gay roomie is claiming it as his lol
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