How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
just printed 333 ways to get kicked out of wal-mart. hello thursday night.
im vomiting on the 4th floor cause no one knows me there
you finished all 5 burgers, started crying tears of joy, and then claimed the tears were actually just 'meat sweats' from your eyes
couldnt find a condom. used a surgical glove instead. actually worked and the sex was great. thanks nursing school
You have to figure out where to put this turtle dude
making a list of all the places we've peed. separate list of places we peed when we were stoned
I screamed "I want dick!" in the middle of the intersection. So many hot guys. I wish you were here.
After what I experienced at 6am this morning, all I can say is chew your noodles thoroughly.
I'm about to be a GTA V widow, he could at least throw me a bone. Literally.
Then he unzipped his pants and whispers, " oohhh, look out!"
It's gotten to a point that when guys say "I'm gonna cum" I've developed a habit of responding "dooo itttt" in a deep voice. #isthatweird
I didn't wake up drunk this year...I must be getting soft
Yeah I guess quad-fisting Miller Lites just isn't as effective as it used to be
When I meet her I'm going to have to resist the urge of saying "hey! We're Eskimo sisters!"
I'm getting reacquainted with drunk me. She has grown up a lot.
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