But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
Just got roadhead while going 95. I came for a mile and a half.
Is it bad that your cum tickles when I swallow it?
Mustard is by no means a replacement for yellow wall paint
You are two creepy Justin Bieber quotes away from me not talking to you for the rest of the day
If I had a pelvic thrust emoticon, I would use it
It only takes once for you to drunkly piss on a chick for her to lose interest in you.
I just had a vision of confetti exploding out of someone's vagina to the sound of air horns... I think that would be welcoming.
I like the way you think.
Life seems so much brighter and more vibrant after you have sex with a 20 year old. It's like how Kansas was in black and white and Oz was in technicolor.
How do we have all these hot friends who we never do body shots off of
Need to find a Santa hat to fit my penis, he deserves to be festive too.
God bless the petty bitch who invented screen shot
1) Woke up alone with my bathing suit on inside out spooning an empty bottle of Jack, 2) get the fuck on to my level 3) please pick me up and bring a stuffed pony, some Oreo's and my pride...
I cannot pick him out of a line up. I remember he is blonde and his half flaccid dick looks like gonzo. So unless he pulls down his pants I don't know who he is
if anyone asks you the platypus in my bathtub is a gift...thats all anyone needs to know
I'm waiting for you in a manthong right now.
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