There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
Why. Ill be the rabbit if ull be the carrot.
Talking to this girl is like playing minesweeper on hard. There's red flags everywhere.
You just projectile vomited on my dad across the table at waffle house.
Do you think he can smell the vodka?
Also I got A jello shot for $2!!! It's like the forever 21 of bars
I don't know if it was the room or her, but as soon as the pants came off, it smelt like a locker room and old man farts.
It was as if you forgot how to speak normally. All of your words came out either backwards or in song form
She's never going to forget it... Christmas Anal.
Exactly. So you're exempt under the "I can't just fuck her to make it go away" clause of 2010.
He's acting like I should like him more than vodka and Taco Bell, but I just don't ser that happening.
Hot Damn Cinnamon Schnapps make me feel like the sun is punching me in the face and a bear is sleeping inside me.
I don't remember much and some girl almost convinced me to jump off the bridge while she held my stuff...
I just looked down and realized I was walking around in briefs and a ninja turtle shirt; and for a second, I thought I was 8 again... Weird...
They ran out of toilet paper so I used the rug to wipe my vagina
I was too hungover to sit up and pull the curtains closed so I did it with my toes
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